They’re all all fucking assholecuntfacedmutherfuckingdouchebages.
I mean it. I have not met a man since fucking motherfucking Luke left me that was worthy of ten minutes of my time. That is a slight exaggeration but seriously SLIGHT. I directly referred to one on my last blog but now its all just a fucking shit show they’re all assholes I fucking can’t even deal with it at all.
Either they want to fuck you for no reason
or
they won’t just fuck you for no reason.
By that I mean that you can only JUST fuck assholes and then you feel like shit and then all the other ones want some serious relationship crap. I’m sorry but im fucking 21. Is it so FUCKING ridiculous that I just want someone to bang who I can feel like I wasn’t just completely used by??? Apparently it is. FYI, don’t fucking bother.
The best part? Maybe, depending on how careful you are about your friends, about 75% of them will ditch you for cock.
I try to have a fucking night out with Kaitlyn, I end up twiddling my thumbs alone as I contemplate the fact that my potential fuck buddy turned into a fucking stalker.
I’m not exaggerating.
He’s seriously shown up at my front door unannounced 3 times. I’ve known him for a little more than a month. He sends me these fucking love letters, then when I realize OBVIOUSLY (stupidstupidstupid me) that he can’t fucking carry on a casual relationship, I break it off.
What does the mutherfucker do???
HE STALKS THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Then to top his MADNESS off he fucking messages Kaitlyn as some kind of IDONTEVENKNOW last ditch effort to like vent or make moves on her or contact me. I don’t know!!!! He sends her a HUGE essay long message describing what a neurotic bitch I am and then proceeds to write me a 4 page word doc that apologizes for all the shit he just told Kaitlyn he blames me for. Now he expects me to forgive him and to see him again! WHAT THE FUCK
Men are women.
Women are men.
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